Here is a List of Jokes About Steven Adams’ Dumb Twirly Mustache

Steven Adams Mustache

  1. If a porn producer’s mustache and a civil war re-enacter’s mustache had a baby mustache, this mustache would be his douchey friend Thom with an “h” because of course there’s an “h.”
  2. It’s starring in Beverley Hills Chihuahua 4: Send George Lopez’s Nephew to Private School.
  3. It’s the hottest gentrifying neighborhood in Brooklyn right now.
  4. It’s insured for three burlap sacks with big green dollar signs on the side, which will henceforth be referred to as “the loot.”
  5. It would be the third best Laker right now.
  6. If you stare at it long enough you’ll be accepted into NYU’s film school.
  7. Cruella de Ville is plotting to make a coat out of it.
  8. It’s the ghost of William Howard Taft.
  9. If you look at it closely, it’s actually just thousands of smaller pictures of James Harden’s beard.
  10. It is the scourge of the seven seas.
  11. A tiny mouse inside of it actually controls Adams on the court by pulling on the twirls.
  12. Part 2

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