Here is a List of Jokes About Steven Adams’ Dumb Twirly Mustache, Volume 2

Steven Adams Mustache

The first time we listed a bunch of jokes about Steven Adams’ dumb twirly mustache, it quickly became our most popular post. Here are several more jokes about Steven Adams’ dumb twirly mustache:

  • Campaigns vigorously for Bernie Sanders on Facebook but spent primary day playing Skeeball at an abandoned store that sold artisanal Twizzlers.
  • By the year 2430 there will be at least three religions based on it.
  • It isn’t actually a mustache, but rather the mouth of Steven Adams’ shadow, which can only frown.
  • Is legally married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
  • If asked about Star Wars will only declare that the books were better.
  • Last month it was elected mayor of Worcester, Massachusetts in 1938, somehow.
  • It poops smaller mustaches.
  • Is known by the Spanish moniker “el portero,” which translates to “The Gatekeeper.”
  • It technically owns the Portland Trail Blazers
  • Wasn’t original twirly, but the edges went on a diet.
  • Has the healing powers of an orange skittle.

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