I’ve felt this way since Derrick Rose was a rookie, and though I’ve made the comment in offhanded ways I’ve never fully addressed it because when I do in my personal life people tend to disagree. But I need to know the public’s opinion here and now: does Derrick Rose look like an evil chef?
It obviously starts with the mustache. It’s so thin and wispy. Let’s compare it to to villain from Ratatouille:
The main difference is that little uptick in the center, but otherwise I’d say they’re a perfect match in terms of thickness. Rose’s doesn’t go down quite as far, but they’re very close. Now let’s throw Rose in a full chef outfit, courtesy of an NBA 2k11 commercial:
Just off screen is pile of dead Dalmatians whose fur has recently been used to make a coat. So am I crazy or does Derrick Rose look like an evil chef?