I like funny team names, so I’m gonna make some by combining real team names. The only rule is I can remove the “s” off of teams if I want. Because I’m the writer.
- The Magic Bucks
If this isn’t already a euphemism, it should be.
- The Thunder Nuggets
If McDonalds ever mass produced an energy bar…
- The Jazz Pelicans
The next Pixar movie: a pelican named Peter, because alliteration, wants nothing more than to play jazz, but can’t, because he’s a pelican, and society or something.
- The Rocket Kings
This one isn’t even funny. I just like it. It’s like the name of a gang from a crappy dystopian future movie.
- The Sun Nets
This has to be a hipster thing. Some sort of net that lets you catch the sun or something. I’ll research and get back to you.