Why Can’t the Entire U.S. Olympic Team Be Composed of Twins?


Nobody wants to play for Team USA. That’s not surprising. People don’t want to get Zika and die. But twins are immune to Zika, probably, or at least they should be. So here’s what I’m proposing for Team USA: the entire roster should be composed entirely of NBA twins. Here’s the roster I have in mind:


PG: Aaron Harrison/Andrew Harrison

SG: Marcus Morris/Jon Barry/Drew Barry

SF: Markieff Morris/Brent Barry

PF: Robin Lopez/Mason Plumee

C: Brook Lopez/Miles Plumlee/Marshall Plumlee


Okay, I know that the Plumlees and the Barry’s aren’t actually twins, but according to me three brothers equals two twins. It’s the perfect roster. We’ll keep the Zellers on retainer, just in case.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s