Nobody wants to play for Team USA. That’s not surprising. People don’t want to get Zika and die. But twins are immune to Zika, probably, or at least they should be. So here’s what I’m proposing for Team USA: the entire roster should be composed entirely of NBA twins. Here’s the roster I have in mind:
PG: Aaron Harrison/Andrew Harrison
SG: Marcus Morris/Jon Barry/Drew Barry
SF: Markieff Morris/Brent Barry
PF: Robin Lopez/Mason Plumee
C: Brook Lopez/Miles Plumlee/Marshall Plumlee
Okay, I know that the Plumlees and the Barry’s aren’t actually twins, but according to me three brothers equals two twins. It’s the perfect roster. We’ll keep the Zellers on retainer, just in case.